I quickly tired of reading the %'s of vitamins, minerals and what have you but became intrigued by the side panel. This contained a question and answer session with our hero, QUISP the outer space guy.
The interviewer asked "Hey QUISP, where have you been?"
You see QUISP has been off the market for many a moon and has only recently returned to a grocery store near you. As a wee lad I consumed copious amounts of QUISP, only to see it vanish one day.
Anyway, back on task. QUISP replied, in his always effusive manner that he was on Planet Q gathering necessary supplies for QUISP for consumption in Earth.
Ahhhhh, no wonder he was gone! Now it all makes sense!
But here's the troubling part. The interviewer next asks "Is it true you're back to stay?". Why even as such a question?! The seeds of doubt are now planted in my mind. Will QUISP leave me once again?
QUISP's answer lent no solace as he stated "Only if earthlings want me to...."
Look at the picture below! Those are QUISP's words, verbatim!! Is he setting me up for another fall? Dammit QUISP please don't leave again. I so enjoy your flying saucer shaped cereal, which incidentally tastes just like Cap'n Crunch but with none of the roof of the mouth cutting sharp edges!
So I implore YOU, my Earthling friends, to go to your nearest grocery store (Hyvee has it!) and find QUISP. Buy QUISP. Eat QUISP.
Help make QUISP stay for good this time. Thank you.
