Mountain Dew that is. I have grown tired of companies bastardizing a great product and using it's good name to apply to other inferior products they make.
Case in point...Mountain Dew. The greatest soda pop EVER made! A delightful mix of citrus (it actually contains orange juice!) and sweet and caffeine. An overall flavor sent down directly from the the sweet Lord above.
But NO, they could not leave well enough alone. First we had Diet Mountain Dew. Okay, I can see that I guess. Even though it is disgusting swill compared to Mountain Dew.
But then they had to take things too GD far! Mountain Dew Code Red? WTH is that? It certainly bears NO resemblance to Mountain Dew! Nor do some of the other gross creations which besmirch the good name of Mountain Dew.
Mountain Dew Livewire? Mountain Dew Baja Blast? Mountain Dew Voltage? What the hell is all this crap?
Listen Mountain Dew people...hear me now and hear me good!
This other swill you brand as Mountain Dew bears NO resemblance to the greatest soda pop ever made. I demand immediate re-branding of these pretender pops to clear the righteous Mountain Dew name!