Jive turkeys who call themselves Guzzista

Thursday is the night I like to consume a couple ales with my friends so it feels like a good time for a rant. God love ya friends for reading my blog!

Lately there have been a rash of comments on this blog from some jive fools who like to refer to themselves as Guzzista this and Guzzista that and so on and so forth. Well, listen here and listen good, if you don't ride a Moto Guzzi, you are NOT a Guzzista.

So stick a sock in your flabby craw unless you can provide proof of your Guzzi ownership..by which I mean a photo of you with your bike and a phone number which I can call to interrogate you with a few questions only a true Guzzista would have knowledge of.

I yearn for the days when the Enraged Motorist would post here to lend a semblance of sensibility. He/She would always place things in proper perspective. Now this blog is descending into the depths as phonies post under assumed monikers, claiming to be part of the Guzzi family. I want to buy this pack of poultry a one way ticket to Turkeyville and give them an up close and personal meeting with my American Made Fist!

So, what else is going on?