I was enjoying a fine wheat ale with my chums Jim and Carl tonight. Nice way to end the day, discussing bikes and cars and such. Well, Carl leaves to go pick out plates with his newly (and lovely) betrothed Teener, and some turkey of the first order occupies Carl's barstool.
This is not a good thing. As Jim and go about our business discussing the events of the day, leaning towards Jim's affinity for classic Japanese motorcycles, Captain Turkey feels the need to interject himself into our conversation!!
This feathered goon would not shut his yapper! He sat there sucking his glass of merlot, continually fabricating worthless bits of info to add to the conversation. I had to restrain Jim from physically assaulting this idgit.
Here's a lesson for the great unwashed.....if'n you see a couple fellas at your local watering hole engaged in pleasant conversation about cars and motorcycles, don't interject your half*ss, crap*ss jibberish into their conversation.
Drink your merlot...maybe have some fancy french cheese and crusty bread and keep to your own d*mned self!
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On a separate note, I received my John Fogerty cd today and it is quite a rockin' cd romulan! Also, I am having a gourmet pb&j samich for dinner. It is a hand-made samich on soft oatmeal bread, utilizing a sweet and supple preserve called red raspberry! I sliced it on the diagonal, which lends an aire of sophistication to the sustenance. Note the crispness of the cut. Rather remarkable what modern metalurgy provides.....
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Maybe it's the "Enraged Motorist" stalking you...
.... Enjoy that P&BJ samich .... And turn up the music...
You can bet your bottom dollar..Johnny Fogerty is CRANKED!!
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If ever you see this moron again, just ask him if it hurts. He'll say, "What are you talking about?". You'll say, "The gibberish coming out of your mouth....it's killing me!"
It was a CABERNET you TWIT!!!! Not a Merlot!
What was that shi* about a lift that was worth 30k and he bought it for 2k or something and sold it to some a-hole in alaqua lakes (rick idiots neighborhood) for 22K or some such shi*. you can buy a brand new lift for about 2k. What a maroon!
What kind of jackass goes to a bar, sips a merlot (or whatever) and busts in where two real men are talking about manly stuff? Your buddy Jim showed great restraint, EM would have been across that bar pounding that di*kheads nose into the ^$#@*&^ pavement. "Here is a hydraulic lift you might understand...." and then pour that merlot down his snout while he is inverted getting his %^&#$@ face hammer driven into the &^%$#@ floor!
Speaking of idiots. What about these so called "news reporters" who are reporting on yet another crime, and always use the word "suspects" when referring to the perpitrator(perp)? To be a "suspect" your identity must be known.
For example: "The asshole at the bar drinking merlot is a suspect in the mysterious appearance of a face shaped hammer drive impression in the floor. News at 11".
Likewise, proper use of the word "perp": "The perp who created the mysterious face shaped hammer drive impression in the floor is still at large. He is said to be enraged. News at 11".
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