Finally I was about to give up, beaten and downtrodden as I was walked through an open, snow covered field...when in the distance I spotted something. As I got closer it appeared small and frail, its growth perhaps stunted by the cold and snow. A moment passed and finally I was upon the object I had spotted....just the tree I was looking for!
I removed the trusty stainless tablespoon from my pocket and greedily scooped the snow from around the base of the little fella. Soon I had unearthed him from his bleak, snow covered prison and transported him gently to the capacious trunk area of the spritely Suzuki SX4 AWD FonzieWagon.
Soon we were home, my new little Christmas friend safe and warm and lavishly decorated, certainly the centerpiece of my new west Omaha digs.
It finally feels like Christmas time....
5 comments:
Baahaahaaahahaaa! What a good tree Daddy you are.
M-Rey
Youre a good man charlie Brown....
The snow has made him go mad....just don't get caught talking to that thing....
Perhaps lil tree and I will go for a drive today in the 2007 Suzuki SX4 AWD FonzieWagon. I think a trip to some local tree farms to visit his cousins will perk up his needles.
Seems to me like a perfict fit for "Woodstock"...:)
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